i'm surprised this doesn't have a selection for more than a year. I've personally had one going strong now for more than 13 years. What is it? Why, it's quite simple. 13 years ago, I joined my father, brothers, and mother in their resolution.

"I will never have another New Year's Resolution!"

Every year it is renewed simply by me keeping my trap shut on the subject. It's very easy to maintain, especially since there is no way of breaking it other than on New Year's.

What was your resolution this year? A higher paying job? Getting thin? Having someone to kiss next time? Good luck with that. I'll be taking it easy. Unlike the poor schmucks that have to work hard on their resolution every year, I just enjoy what I have and try for what I can reach. If it gets me where I want to be in life, great! If not, I won't sweat it because at least I'm not so pathetic as to break a promise I made to myself.

After all, if you can't keep a promise to yourself, why should anyone else expect anything more.