Old Shoes
You never wear them, they just sit under you bed or in your closet and stink up the room.

Those Too Small Jeans
They're taking up space in your closet or dresser, you idiot. Face it, you'll never be that small again. In fact, you have nightmares when you remember the times you squeezed them on just to impress people that weren't even worth the lost circulation from your hips down.

The Ugly T-Shirt Dad Bought You
Okay, you cringed when he gave it to you, so why hold on to it? Do you really want to wear it just to give him the pleasure of saying, "Oh, look at my little girl in that pink UFC shirt. Just like her daddy."
NO! Get rid of it you pack rat!