Have you ever tried to pick up a turkey?!?!? Those things have nasty claws and their legs are awfully strong. The poor pig would probably be blind before it ever got even close to the turkey. Besides, pigs in general don't seem like nasty creatures to me... what's it going to do, sit on the turkey? Not that I have anything against turkeys, I just know when they're upset, they let you know it. And I'm talking about a domesticated one, I can only imagine what a wild one would come up with. I don't think it would be pretty.