They probably hate us. We're the musically-inclined, gonna-rock-out-'til-you-kick-us-out type (drums, guitars, effect pedal, keyboard, tambourine, maracas, freaking rain stick, and violin).

No, we do not know their names. They do not know ours. They throw wild parties. We "borrow" their open-network WiFi. They smoke up and leave their garbage out in the hall. Our smoke detector goes off on a regular basis. They set off the roof door alarm. We ignore the other neighbors, who blast Britney Spears. It's like living in a college dorm all over again.