Alive, is a good place to start

Say, whuts goin on?
Google keeps putting me in downtown SF
What the hell?
Is there a message in it?
Am I supposed to run for Mayor?
Do I need a cosmopolitan change of scenery?
Do I long for the Doggy Diner?
The pointer is only blocks from Tommy's Joint.
SF is a good place to be at 3:05 a.m. after missing your Greyhound.
Liquor store on every, every corner
Although I'd have to learn Arabic or Farsi