Chapter two
Probably 4 million years ago the animal which would become “us” appeared
Somewhere after that these animals developed language.
Funny thing, then they discovered they had nothing of consequence to say.
So they started Plinkying{making up stuff}
They didn’t understand the stars or death or weather.
So
They made up God
They couldn’t get other Monkeys to do what they wanted
So
They made up government
They forgot how to fix or provide for themselves
So
They made up war

Weren’t them knuckle draggers clever