How did this genetic line continue so long? Seriously, your family should have died out way long ago with how effed up it is.

Anyway, just letting you guys know that you shouldn't fall into the trap of considering 2010 the "good old days" where life was simple, the world was safe and people were honest and true. Stuff sucks as much now as it will in your time, just in entirely different ways.

Enjoy your gay marriage and cure for cancer.

- Your (dead) seventh cousin, twice removed (whatever that means)