Hi Ho good people
As unaccustomed to public speaking as I am
And
As unaccustomed to public displays of gratitude as I am
And
Due to the fact that you that voted my name must have been stoned at the time
Well...
Well we’ll just dispense with lame list of gratitude’s
Well...
The ushers will be passing around doubles of George Smiths 21 yr old
To
Everyone
Some of you aren’t drinking enough
Ta Ta
Applause please