A few years from now, I am going to attend my high school reunion. As boring as I think it will be, I come prepared to start some time of fun entertainment. And indeed I do...

I would enter the high school gym or wherever my future high school reunion is going to be and I see all of my rich and successful friends. I greet them all and one of them happens to ask me "Have you gotten married?" And I am about to tell them my wife's name that I realize a little lie would really get this reunion going. So I respond, "I am married to the one and only Lady Gaga."

Everyone in the room begins to gasp and one person will ask me, "Where is she? Why isn't she here?!" So I tell this person, "She is currently on tour in China and won't be back for a while." I laugh on the inside, thinking about how I am spoon feeding them this utterly delicious lie to them!

But then one person asks me, "Show us a picture of you and her!" I begin to get nervous. Beads of sweat begin to form along my brow. But coincidentally, I reach inside my Calvin Klein black, suit jacket and out I pop out a picture that I shot 10 years back when I ambushed Lady Gaga with a kiss on her mouth at one of her concerts.

Thankfully, I realize that in the image you can't tell that I am somewhere backstage and it seems as though she is enjoying the kiss so I hand it to my peers for them to pass it around.

They are all amazed at what a success at what I have become! I am a rich oncologist that discovered the cure for cancer and I am married to the best pop singer in the world! The reunion concludes and people are congratulating me at what a success I have become.

As I enter my Ford Mustang Shelby, I laugh my ass off at how such a big lie would lighten up this dull reunion. I leave the school grounds satisfied at the thought that my high school turned out to be entertaining after all. Entertaining indeed...