I guess when someone's better off at something normally I would be the best at. I don't do jealousy. I can't cope. So I brush off the other person. Say it's no big deal, let them off slowly. It's all the more painful. One minute you think you can work this out and the next? I don't even know you no more.

It's bad, it's b*tchy. I know. But it's who I am, and I don't want nobody to mess up who I am. I don't like questioning myself. Who am I? What should I do with my life? I don't ask myself that. I take down the person who made me do it.

So don't make me jealous. Don't say you think we'll be great friends because of it. Or maybe, you should. It would be all the more painful.

All the more entertaining.