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- January 27, 2009 by AZJazzyJ
- If I were a superhero, I would certainly not wear tights. Baseball Man needs to breathe and have full range of motion.
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From across the roaring plains in a puff of smoke and a cloud of dust and a hearty swing comes Baseball Man - defender of truth, justice, and the American pastime.
Baseball Man - a superhero whose super powers include the ability to instantaneously calculate batting averages and destroy lesser minds with his intense statistical knowledge. He defends the national pastime from such evils as "Designated Hitter Boy", "Evil Bud", and his arch nemesis "Derek Satan" using his 34 inch 32 ounce northern ash bat named "Wonder Boy".

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