Topic #43: Share your scar(s). Ouch. How’d you get that?

I've got three scars from DC's zapper. I felt asleep while applying the device on my bear skin. The old one is on the lower left quadrant of my flabby belly. The two recent ones are off the left. The penny-sized scar is in the shape of a quotation mark lying down and is off the left of side of my solar plexus while the smaller scar are three dots just further below and more to the left of the larger scar. `Caveat emptor` should be on everyone's vocabulary, by the way.