Police car with chains - 231220082258

"I really didn't see it coming. I'm a well-trained professional and should have anticipated it. Maybe I'm loosing my edge. Maybe I should retired."

"How can you even think such a thing? You're the chief, I'm the assistant, our population is less than double digits. Besides. I don't want your job. I like being home early enough in the evening to count moose before going to bed."

"That's the problem. I sold our moose to the next county so they could have them in a zoo exhibit. With budgets being what they are it was them or ..."

"Not having new chains on the police car tires!"