I would dress like a Roman centurian and carry a bad-ass sword that glowed when evil was near and lightning shot out of and shit. I'd fly too. And have laser vision, and after kicking a criminal's ass some little kid would come up to me and say something like "Damn, Titus Vaginus! You kicked that bad dude's ASS!" and I'd tossle his hair and say "You stay in school now, and learn how to conjugate your Latin roots!"And fly off to my Fortress of Pax Imperius.

Bad ASS!