Topic # 101: You've got some explaining to do. Craft the perfect excuse.
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Listen! I'm in a bit of a bind. I'm being held hostage by TPTB. Shhh! Don't speak above a whisper! I can only be brief for what I'm am about to reveal will blow your mind.

See? I've encountered over ten slong years ago. The network is vast. They use Americans to get what they want -- a piece of the pie. They know they needed to find someone to fill in their big hole.

It's so big that going to blow and no one knows when or where! Shhh! The reason why I need your help is being `it's going to happen`. Again, I cannot tell you the whole details because they are one to me.

I have only a few more things to add: `Cover your ass!` They come as a thieves in the night. All I know is they are out there and they know your every moves. You cannot lie because they know your thoughts.

I have to hurry on now. Shhh! They're here! Wait! Wait! I can explain! It's not what you think! I was merely trying to tell them the truth! You have to believe me. They don't know anything! Aaaahhh!