• The Sponge does not wear tights

    • As previously mentioned, I'm a huge fan of Batman. While older incarnations of Batman wore what could be described as tights, his modern outfit is much more functional, so I'll take a tip from him and go with a fancy Kevlar and carbon fiber suit.

      As for my superhero name, I'm not sure. Seems like most of the good animals are already spoken for (bats, wolverines, hawks, flashers, etc.), though undersea invertebrates are largely unspoken for. I'm not a great fighter, but I am very good at cleaning. Thus, I'd call myself The Sponge. I would have a very tidy lair.

       
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    paola said:
    Are the Sponge's services for hire? Or do I have to wait until my house is enveloped in mold to seek his assistance? I only ask because my super power is more on the "make-a-mess" side of things, and I believe that I am genuinely allergic to cleaning products of every kind. Ok, ok, I'm not allergic to the products per se, but rather using said products myself. So, Sponge, some help here pls? Be my super hero...
    posted over 3 years ago
    gshellen said:
    The sponge only helps out in situations of dire need...not laziness.
    posted over 3 years ago
    dearhearts said:
    Good at cleaning AND a Batman fan? Hello, sir.
    posted over 3 years ago

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