• If I were a superhero, I would certainly not wear tights

    • I will blind my enemies with my screaming white legs.


      I am MAVEN MIDWEST-O!

      Watch me as I earnestly ...

      - Scrape frost off my windshield with but a mere credit card
      - Bake tater tot hotdish with only half a bag of tots remaining
      - Deliver rapid-fire passive-aggressive comments with ease
      - Blind my enemies with my screaming white legs

      Behold! MAVEN MIDWEST-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

      God, I love Plinky.

       
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    allie said:
    I don't know what tater to hotdish is, but I think I need to know
    posted over 3 years ago
    monteiro said:
    No, you do NOT want to know what hotdish is. Seriously. It's made from, like, funyuns, and frozen vegetables, and snow and hockey pucks and fish that's been sitting in milk, buried in the ground and then taken to a Vikings tailgate party. It's "dare" food.
    posted over 3 years ago
    erika said:
    Tater tots are the best things ever. Also I suspect cheese is involved. This is an excellent superpower.
    posted over 3 years ago

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