Like Donnie, I'm a bit lost, somewhat confused and often pondering the inscrutables, but I've got an awesome soundtrack.

A baby harbor seal. They're cute, and certainly plentiful up here along the New Hampshire and Massachusetts coast. In fact, I came across one while walking on Surfside Beach in Nantucket last February. If I could have, I would have taken her home, named her Sadie, and made the soaking tub in my attic into an oceanic habitat complete with fish and seagulls. But upon further reflection, I realized it would be difficult to smuggle her back to the mainland on the ferry and I was pretty sure that my landlord wouldn't be too happy with a barking sea mammal up in his attic leaving fish bits all over the place. Oh well.