Plinky, Inc. http://www.plinky.com/people/Ahkane.xml All Rights Reserved Crystal Collett - Plinky Answers 2009-06-03T16:36:46-05:00 http://www.plinky.com/answers/58658 Woo hoo! 2009-06-03T16:36:46-05:00 Yesterday I got a call from Berea College. The individual who interviewed me for my admission had decided to submit me for review to get an ambassador position for my required labor credits. A student ambassador pretty much just has to walk around campus, giving tour guides, pointing out this building and that and answering questions. It's basically the easiest job there but it's well repsected. It's pretty safe to say I'm very woohoo.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/58402 2049 Time Capsule Items 2009-06-02T16:31:26-05:00 A Complete Outfit
People of 2049 would need to know what fashion was like back in 2009. Photographs don't do justice.


A Novel
So the people can know what sort of books were popular at the time. Urban Fantasy!


A Zune and An Ipod
I intend to continue the battle between Mac and PC. PC all the way, baby.


A DVD
I'm sure by then DVDs will be outdated and therefore it would be a good idea to leave one behind for the people of 2049 to experience.


A Report Card
Just to show what grading scales were like back in 2009. In America anyway.


A Laptop
To show the technology of the day.


Money
You never know, we might be invaded and taken over by 2049 so the money would be historically valuable.


A Cell Phone
Again, another technology of the day thing. It would need to be pretty up to date with all the gadgets we have right now. GPS, MP3, and whatknot.


A Cyber Suit
Because they're supposed to be tons of fun. Maybe 2049 people will have something better.


A Bit of Modern Art
Modern turns historical. Ha!


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/52768 I like cats and dogs. 2009-05-04T12:04:44-05:00 Okay, I know everyone is supposed to have a preference between cats and dogs, but guess what, I don't. I like both. Infact I have a cat and a dog and horses. Why do people feel like they have to chose between the two? Can't we love everything equally? The world would be such a better place if we just loved everything equally. Sure, you might have cat allergies or hate dog hair but you can't deny how utterly cute they are. I mean, really, baby animals are so much cuter than baby humans. Infact, baby humans are nastier than baby animals. I don't like babies.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/51645 Listen up Lindsay Lohan 2009-04-28T15:18:19-05:00 Okay, time me. Gain some weight, girl. You look like a meth addict on the bad end of withdraw. Get in some movies again. This laying low thing is killing your career. All we hear of you is restraining orders and jail time. Do something for good press, soon. Stop partying with your mom. It doesn't make you look like the darling daughter, it makes you look like a mother/daughter trash duo. Get some friends to hang out with at the clubs and keep your mom in fancy restaurants on dates. Influence your little sister in the "right" way. Not to be straight, but to be strong and to avoid the pressures of the press. Your a big sister. Act like one!

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/50067 Earth is in the cat's paws 2009-04-22T16:19:42-05:00 Have you ever really spent any time watching a cat? They get inside your head, figure out what it is you want, manipulate you into thinking they're giving you what you want just so you can turn around and do everything they want. It's amazing. They're sneaky little devils, always plotting and planning and getting their way. Sure they're cute and all, but that's exactly how they get you. Humans think they go around uncontrolled but they don't. That nice little kitten over there meowing so pathetically that you're thinking about driving to the local store just to grab some milk for it is controlling you. Face the truth people.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/49806 One day I'll roll in a 1964 1/2 Mustang 2009-04-21T12:25:53-05:00 Ford Mustang on Felixstowe beach

A 1964 1/2 Ford Mustang. Of all the Mustangs it is my absolute favorite. I like the look of older cars better than newer ones...with the exception of the 90's boxy cars. Ugh.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/49535 If pot is legalized, I expect increases in tax revenue 2009-04-20T11:26:53-05:00 Let's all just admit it. The war on drugs has failed. It's a waste of time and of taxpayer money. Rather than fight it we should profit from it. Anyone who has ever been around the drug know it is not a gateway drug so, come on, give up scare tactics and start saving the country.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/49316 Signs you oughta leave the party...now. 2009-04-19T13:08:55-05:00 Everyone is eyeing you like a piece of meat...literally.
Face it, you aren't that attractive. Fact is that pimple protruding form your neck, fat roll hanging below your belt, and odor emanating from your crotch make you very undesirable. So, why all the drooling mouths directed your way? You have walked into a vampire/werewolf party. Congratulations. Little known to your need-to-be-accepted eyeballs those "people" have been picking their teeth with toothpicks and discussing what area on your body is best to bite to get past all the fat mounds. Head for the door immediately.


The fruit punch doesn't taste like any fruit punch you've ever had.
Here are a few explanations:

It tastes coppery - You are at a vampire party. The coppery taste in your mouth is the blood of someone probably much like yourself...in the sense that they are stupid and human. Whether or not this individual has been drained dry and is dead, or is in manacles somewhere in the building is unimportant. Leave, or idiot martinis will be served soon.

There are chunks of raw meat floating in it - You were right in assuming it was for flavoring...for werewolfs. Those oddly nice but hairy guys you've been dancing with all night are just a full moon away from scratching or biting you into werewolf glory. Best to exit safely rather than testing if scratching during sex can change you.

It gives you a sort of drowsy feeling - It's drugged. Now, this could have several meanings, the simplest of which is that you are at a human party with raping fiends. Don't test it. You may just find yourself on the end of a "surprise, we're having sex" punch line...or as a zombie.


Manacles are hanigng from the wall.
Unless you have been invited to a bondage party, and with your appearance it's doubtful, chances are you have stumbled into a very bad situation. You and probably a few other ridiculously dumb humans will soon be chained to those manacles for one of the following: religious sacrifice to some horrible bone crunching, life sucking, apocalyptic demon, blood bank for a host of fang folk, sex toys for nerds and/or werewolfs, or for use of aliens. Way to go.


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/48644 Oh, for three more hours 2009-04-16T22:17:22-05:00 Oh goodness. Well, firstly I think I would take some time to CALM DOWN. I'm packing right now and it is absolute chaos in my room. I am about the worlds worst packer so I have a list I follow. Half the things are squished in there and I'm trying to make room to fit in more. It's really a big mess. After calming down I think I would add on an extra hour of sleep since I'll be getting very little of that tonight. So, that's two hours knocked out of the way. With the third I would probably...use the snooze button on my alarm, honestly.

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