Major Morgan
Awwww toys used to have such character and what a little trooper he was. Ok, so all of the tunes were a bit samey and probably torturous for any adults but I loved him. Bless you Major Morgan....I suppose your batteries ran out and then you mysteriously broke....unable to be mended....like all of the other vaguley noisy toys I used to have.

My Grifter
I loved that bike. It never split in two like my Chopper or forced me to make hazzardous decisions like the Racer. The Grifter was like the beginnings of a mountain bike I guess but it was so heavy...it was like pedalling a tank!

My doll collection
I had a huge collection of little dolls. I gave them away to younger family members but I sooo wish that I'd have kept them. Just for the novelty value now I suppose. They were so random I could never replace them all.

I can see in your bedroom from my bathroom
Now this is going back a loooong time. It was in my local pub and a guy who I vaguely recognised but didn't really know just came out with it. Needless to say I spent the next two years with the curtains in my bedroom firmly closed at all times!

You've got spanner eyes...when I look into them my nuts tighten
At my Uni ball....what did I do?.. I errrr checked :-S

Tallulah Kawowski...I just like the sound of it.