David Hughes - Plinky Answers

A Wasteful Habit

2012-03-15T06:41:58-05:00

I like to waste time by writing this awesome book, because I like to make fun of the bible!!

http://www.amazon.com/The-Bible-For-Breakfast-ebook/dp/B006ZQOJUA/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1327125704&sr=8-5

Remembering Dreams

2011-11-07T13:22:54-05:00

A variety of crap. Here, see for yourself!

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My End of Day Routine

2011-10-22T18:37:05-05:00

Kick the dog in the face and steal out the wife's purse. Score.

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If I Had the World's Attention for Two Minutes

2011-10-11T23:46:15-05:00

Read this. And give me money. All of you. That is all. (Said slowly and dramatically to last the two minutes...)

http://bearcat8.wordpress.com/2011/10/09/my-second-ayahuasca/

Paper or Digital?

2011-10-10T13:04:08-05:00

When I first started travelling, I didn’t have a laptop computer so everything I wrote I put into one of several notebooks I carried with me. They were of course notebooks and not diaries or journals, there’s nothing cool about one of those. I found this entry of when I first left the city to come to the ranch. As much as I love posting online for everyone to read, I’m quietly proud that there was a time when I wrote without ever expecting anyone to read it but me. Well, I say quietly, now you all know. Just shut up and read the entry…

http://bearcat8.wordpress.com/2010/10/14/pages-of-my-letters/

These prompts are getting shitter by the day.

2011-10-02T13:16:15-05:00

Really? This is a prompt? This is meant to inspire? Okay, Thomas. It's Thomas and I have no opinion on it. It's a name, one that pretty much never gets used. Anyone else feel inspired?

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The Dangers of Procrastination

2011-09-30T16:55:22-05:00

Maybe this.

http://bearcat8.wordpress.com/2011/09/28/ayahuasca/

Cake vs. Pie

2011-09-14T20:23:39-05:00

Who the fuck cares.

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When I'm Happiest

2011-09-13T10:08:10-05:00

Now. As I travel. I get to meet people I usually wouldn't get the chance to, see places few people get the opportunity to. I'm happiest now because I feel as though I'm living and not just waiting for my life to happen.

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Never, Ever Do This

2011-09-11T22:22:42-05:00

I farted. Only it wasn't a fart...

http://bearcat8.wordpress.com/2011/09/06/delhi-belly/

enjoy

Fortune Telling

2011-08-03T08:19:17-05:00

They know. Somehow, they know. Get rid of the body.

That rash is going nowhere, buddy.

Uh, what the hell's wrong with your face?

All your babies will be born with down syndrome.

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Music I've Been Listening To Recently

2011-08-02T07:51:16-05:00

Iron & Wine, City & Colour, William Fitzsimmons, Penguin Cafe Orchestra...

Fucking pointless prompt, by the way.

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If I Could Predict the Future

2011-08-01T06:24:16-05:00

I don't find jokes about miscarriages ovary funny.

Sorry, this is a shit prompt so I thought I'd make you laugh. This might make you laugh too - www.bearcat8.wordpress.com

My Favorite Place to Read and Write

2011-07-31T06:16:14-05:00

In a coffee shop so I can hold the cover up and everyone can see the kind of book I'm reading. Then I take out my Mac Book Pro and let everyone see me working on my novel.

Oh wait, I'm not a complete cunt.

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An Amusing Message Sent to Me on Accident

2011-07-28T07:44:29-05:00

Sure, why not. Listen, can you all please go here and make a donation to the World Food Programme? Thanks. And remember, Africa is where black people were invented so if you don't donate, it means you're a racist.

http://bearcat8.wordpress.com/2011/07/28/peanut-butter-jelly-time/

The Best Celebrity Voiceover in an Animated Movie

2011-07-27T06:25:42-05:00

This is the wankest (real word) prompt ever.

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My Parents' Influence on My Personality

2011-07-26T06:17:09-05:00

Aw, that's not an orphan-friendly question. Fuck you dude! ;)

I really like pancakes with sausage though. If that helps.

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My First Experience with Death

2011-07-24T07:09:05-05:00

I didn't have any pets as a child and I've not really got much family to speak of. My first experience with death came when I was about twenty. I was walking through a park late one night after work when I saw this woman sat on a bench. At first I thought she was asleep, she wasn't

She was awake, so I punched her a few times in the face and then choked her to death with my tie. I left her there for her body to be discovered the next day.

I'm kidding! I just raped her.

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The Town with the Nicest People

2011-07-23T21:06:35-05:00

Bandipur, Nepal. Full of gorgeous, happy children. I think their parents send them out to play and say, ''Now make sure you talk to as many strangers as you can!'' Which is just lovely.

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Books Versus Their Movie Versions

2011-07-19T06:28:37-05:00

Well I don't know, but the case often differs from the book cover and that's just not on. You hear me? Not on. They need to stop that. They need to consider continuity and just stop that. I don't like custard. I just don't like the look of it. It moves in a way that makes me not trust it. Plus it's yellow. Looks like puppy throw up.

Seriously, the cover should match the case.

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My Longest Road Trip

2011-07-18T06:32:36-05:00

My friend Kevin and I bought an old campervan when we arrived in Perth, Australia. We stayed put for a few months to make enough money to fund a trip all over the country. And that's exactly what we did. It took months of driving through every landscape the country had to offer, weeks on end without showering and camping just about anywhere we fancied. By the end of the trip, we had covered about 12,000 km. Read more about it on -

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Someone with a Great Voice

2011-07-16T06:12:36-05:00

Dallas Green.

That was an inspiring prompt.

Think I'll go drink.

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Living in Other Countries

2011-07-15T06:23:17-05:00

I was born in Ireland and I have lived in England and Australia so far. As of three weeks from now, I will be living in Bolivia!

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My Favorite Summer Sound

2011-07-14T08:01:23-05:00

A baby being kicked in the face. Or maybe the icecream truck. Oh, I don't know!

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On finishing books

2011-07-11T06:07:56-05:00

Absolutely not. I saw a Jeremy Clarkson book in one of my friend's homes once. I read the introduction and then threw it out of the window.

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On Money and Happiness

2011-07-10T09:23:11-05:00

Of course. And anyone who says it can't does not live in the real world. No matter what you want to do in life, it's made easier, or in most cases it's made possible by ample funding.

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If I Could Get Away with Committing a Crime

2011-07-08T06:51:27-05:00

Consequence shouldn't govern the way you live. At the fear of sounding like a man twice my age, sucking on a pipe and rocking in a chair; this is what's wrong the world. Too many people are brought up believing that they're being watched by 'god' and this is why they must live good lives. Which is bullshit, and a really unhealthy and dishonest of way of living, Do the right thing and do more for others than you do for yourself because it is the right thing - not because you're fearful of the consequences of not doing the right thing.

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How Music Affects My Productivity

2011-07-05T06:32:34-05:00

Nooooooo, unless it's classical. I can write with Penguin Cafe Orchestra on, it does something to me that just makes me smile on the inside and brings out my creativity.

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Things People Are Surprised to Learn About Me

2011-07-04T08:32:22-05:00

That this is a true story.

http://bearcat8.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/poltergeist/

My Pets

2011-07-02T10:31:54-05:00

I had a dog called Robot, but he turned out to be a real cunt. So I put him in a blender. Feet first so I could look him in the eye...

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