One day in rehab (sounds like the start of a great story, doesn't it) a friend told me to follow him to the nurses station. The nurse sent him in to the bathroom with a specimen cup for a urine test. He brought it out and set it on the counter. She looked at it and said, "That looks a little cloudy, doesn't it?" He picked it up, downed it without hesitation, and said, "Well, let's try it again." He had snuck some apple juice in with him and used it instead of filling the cup the proper way. I thought the nurse was going to pass out. It took us quite a while to quit laughing. That has got to be the best prank I've ever seen.

There is another one we used to pull regularly in there. There was this guy we hung around with who had to take some strong medication at night, so he slept like the dead. On more than one occasion we rolled his bed out of his room to the large entrance doors so he'd wake up looking outside. It was hard not to wake him up on the way, because we'd be laughing so hard. The best part of that prank was waiting to hear him wake up and yell our names.

As I'm writing I realized I should probably explain that we were all in our early teens, and doing a 30 day stint in an alcohol treatment facility. Yes, there's probably a really long story in there, but I'll leave it at that.

Tolerance
People tout tolerance, unless you disagree with their viewpoint. Then watch out!

Politically Correct
Again, some peoples opinions and thoughts are valid, and therefore will be listened to. Some are not, and will be ridiculed and mocked. People holding "politically incorrect" opinions are treated as if they are less than human, and therefore don't deserve the same rights as others.