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I clean with much greater talent and devotion than I normally give to domestic duties, when the music is on. I occasionally work with music playing as loud as possible and have been known to play the same song over for three hours straight.

Green Hornet Foams at the Mouth: Should be Put Down

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"The Green Hornet" (Not the "Green Lantern"). It was an overblown, self-indulgent session of stroking Seth Rogen’s sadly wizened talents as an actor and co-writer. He is neither amusing, nor believable in the part he wrote for himself.

This entire movie reminded me of something a twelve year old boy might fantasize about. Actually, it takes someone with a larger ego and smaller brain than the average twelve year old to produce such drivel. Alas, the crew at Sony must have been blackmailed by Rogen into crap-fest.

Jay Chou—however slight his talents as an actor may be—was wasted in this as Kato. Every extra and character actor in this deserved better. Certainly this classic superhero deserved more.

Practice creating lovely leaf patterns in the foam of your latte. You will have accomplished more at a far lower price and not need to bleach your brain afterwards.