- hello Christine Lee
- Username: CeeLee
- In response to: "What's the one thing you're never gonna give up?" I'll never give up on my writing. I may suck at writing, but if I gave it up, then I'd have to take up skydiving.
- CeeLee's latest answers
- I'm Running Away To The Circus
My Life IS a Circus!
I'm Running Away and Joining the Circus...
If I were to heed my occurring on the daily, escapist urge to jump ship and run away to the circus, I'd have to look over my prospects carefully. Let's see...hmmm...I've done the tight wire act, sans safety net my entire adult life. Ditto my clown act, my fire eating (when in doubt, try my guy's chili) as well as my juggling flaming batons (Hey YOU multi task in the am when you aren't awake and see how far you get), and barking for various attractions, yeah... been there and done that.
"Hi, My Name is CeeLee...and I'm A..."
Ring master, check. Lion tamer...um...I wonder if...yeah, that one counts, I still have the whip. So! Moving right along. Trapeze artist is a "Oh hell naw!" because I have this fear of falling and heights...nope, strike that one. Lemme see...nope, nope, nope...oh! I haven't gotten to be a motor cycle stunt chick yet. I suck at telling fortunes..."You're going to meet a tall, dark, yeah...nope". I'm going to go ride a motor cycle as fast as I can, upside down in a cage. Yeah! I've either done everything else or severely suck at it. So do I get the job? Killer! I'm going to be overjoyed to tell my job that I've got a new position as a-wait, what?! No, no, no! I already shovel a ton of...geesh. "
Are you kidding me? If that's true, I'm already in the circus! "My name is CeeLee and I'm the new elephant pooper scooper tech. How may I assist you out of your current craptacular snafu?" Reality always kills my fantasies. Ah well. Time to get back to work anyway. "Hi, My name is CeeLee..."
- The Top 5 Levels Of My Tired
My top 5 ways to accurately gauge my level of tired.
5. You dream of hearing a symphony consisting only of the horn section.
And realize why your symphony is horns. They come from the horn section belonging to the cars stuck behind you in the school pick up zone.
4. Your reality suddenly appears to be on fast forward but you stay in slo-mo speed. Old people on scooters are complaining about Sunday Drivers as they zip past you and your grocery cart while flipping the bird.
3. You notice the voices belonging to your loved ones sound a lot like an open casting call for the next Chipmunks movie and they (the loved ones) don't find it nearly as humorous as you do.
2. You sit in the most uncomfortable straight backed chair and think to yourself about how comfortable it actually does feel. And close your eyes. And slide out of the comfortable chair.
1. Disco music doesn't really sound that bad.
*** If you experience this, consult an MD immediately, as you are very illl***
- What Way Do I Make My Decisions
All of my life, with it's oh so amusing and thank Gawd it's not me Murphy's Law traits, have always counseled me to make decisions on several different factors and not a single one of those include my gut.
Plan A, plan B, and what possible repercussions might accompany each. Yeah, that's why I listen to my gut. If I were to follow such stringent rules over making important and possibly life changing decisions, I'd never, ever be making them for the right reasons.
I try to take a second and ask myself what can I live with. What can I, at the end of the day, when I eventually have to look at my reflection in the mirror, be able to meet my own eyes there and not flinch back from?
My life is far from perfect, may never be what I wanted, but at least I can try to make decisions that won't keep me awake at night. The rest is just fluff.
- My I'm Road Trippin' It Thank Gawd! Play List
Sometimes the best things in life are the most simple ones.
A road trip to a lake, maybe camping out with your most favorite people.
A boat (fast please) and the chance to just breathe.
I don't need or want anything fancy, to relax.
Just my guys, my music, and the outside.
This song really kind of says it all.
What better way to set the right mood than to know that my family and me, well, we're just...
"Regular Joes rockin' the boat, that's us~
The Redneck Yacht Club"
It's good to remember why it is,
that we all need a vacation, right?
"...People, working every night and day
Never give yourself no time
Got too many bills to pay
Slow down, nothing’s gonna disappear
If you give yourself some room
To move to the music you hear..."
Besides, it has a damn good beat
and her voice is amazing. ;)
- My life playlist for the past week
i love doing this, it combines the love of 2 faves in my life. Listening to music and writing. Why, I feel like singing something right now. I could just burst into song at any moment. Without warning I'd just start singing. Acapella.
Spontaneously... combust... music-you aren't good at this, are you? You're supposed to say, "No, no! Tell me about your week through a playlist. One without singing of any kind, on your part" Now you know. See? You learn something new every day. So my week went a little something like this:
Sunday-Things That Scare Me by Neko Case
(What do you mean, that pair of briefs has been on your body since Friday morning?!)
Monday-Welcome To The Jungle by Guns and Roses
(Spring Break=kid at home and CeeLee gets no work done)
Tuesday-Crazy Town by Jason Aldean
(Back to work? Ha! Think again! It's Spring Break, remember?)
Wednesday-pray For You by Jaron and The Long Road To Love
(Today, yes today, I get to get some work done, woohoo! Drop off duckling, check. Are those MY flowers blooming so well?!)
Friday-Touched by VAST
(Hmmm...someone's home early...wonder what he wants...)
Saturday-Do What You Do by-Marz
(Time for work lock down and load. Need to make up some time as quickly as I can. But...it's sunny and warm outside!)