What's your cure for hiccups?

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Well the first thing you will need to do is put on a yellow rain coat. It doesn't have to be raining outside either. Then you need to climb into a tree (carefully) and hoot like an owl for fifteen minutes. This part is important. It can't be ten minutes and it can't be twenty, it HAS to be around fifteen minutes! The next step involves a stuffed black bear and several ice cubes. If you can't find a stuffed bear, ice cubes will have to do. Put the ice cubes in your mouth and spit them out for distance. Find the ice cube that went the furthest and step on it until it gets all crunchy. Good. Keep up the good work. Now you will need to find a lasso. If you can't find a lasso, a package of chocolate dipped cake donuts will do. Take a donut and put it in your back pocket. If you don't have a back pocket then put on pants. Good. Now sit down in a chair and crush the donut. Jump into a river now. The colder, the better. The next part is the most important and final step. You must eat a string cheese without taking strings. It's hard but necessary. This will cure your hiccups. I'm 38% percent confident in this methodology.

Pictures
I would keep every picture that I have. I think that pictures are the one of the closest things to people next to the real thing.

DVDs and Books
I have compiled a good movie/book collection and some of them are very nostalgic. I would keep them in the bathtub if I had to.

Clothes
Well I don't want to be walking around naked so I would have to keep my clothes in order to avoid awkward situations. Clothes take up a lot of room but I would keep them.