People who talk loudly on cell phones in public (restrooms, standing in line, ordering at a the deli, driving a moped...)
Are you f-ing kidding me? People who are constantly on their phones make me want to quit at life. Show your fellow (wo)man some respect and get off the phone while you're the john. Hang up when you're ordering your Ham & Swiss on Rye. You are disrespecting not only everyone around you, but most of all, you all are showing the utmost disrespect for yourselves.

What's the most useless thing in your house right now? Window treatments. Really. Whomever thought up the idea of attaching non-functional decorative fabric around windows had to have been on something.

I didn't think about how watching this movie, in the movie theatre, might affect my relationship with my father, who happened to be sitting right next to me. Hindsight's twenty twenty.

An ode to the one that got away. A new bluegrass classic.

Southbound on I-85 and I don't know why,
Wise Norlina caught my eye.
I pulled off and she stepped out,
Of a periwinkle blue
Double wide trailer, built for two.

If you knew my current living situation you wouldn't even ask me why. Cleanliness, or lack thereof. Loudness, in many shapes, manners, and one surprisingly large form. The sheer disregard and refusal to observe the standard 9-5 workday. (And with it, an 11-7 sleep pattern) Most of all, disrespect in general.