Awww, sadly tuition is due... BUT if it weren't, I'd buy a new sofa! Because springs in the butt are not comfy. Unless you're into that sort of thing...

So tired

On my latest junket to the antarctic for rare polar ice, I'm adopted by a penguin. We're building the backyard ice rink, and developing a close relationship with the Philadelphia Flyers, who are considering renaming their team to the Philadelphia Freds. (That's for Fred, the penguin.) I have to deal with a lot more paparazzi these days, since Fred is also featured in several upcoming Disney films.

Luckily my house has all hardwood floors, and our throw rugs are washable. I do have to chase around after Fred with a towel to make sure water stains aren't a problem. I've developed a much closer relationship with the fish market down the street as well, and we're trying to work out some kind of a sponsorship deal so we can get free fish.