Given that it's a helicopter, they have a limited flight range... New York's close enough, and packed with fun activities to fill a weekend with! Plus lots of tall buildings with helipads.

On my latest junket to the antarctic for rare polar ice, I'm adopted by a penguin. We're building the backyard ice rink, and developing a close relationship with the Philadelphia Flyers, who are considering renaming their team to the Philadelphia Freds. (That's for Fred, the penguin.) I have to deal with a lot more paparazzi these days, since Fred is also featured in several upcoming Disney films.

Luckily my house has all hardwood floors, and our throw rugs are washable. I do have to chase around after Fred with a towel to make sure water stains aren't a problem. I've developed a much closer relationship with the fish market down the street as well, and we're trying to work out some kind of a sponsorship deal so we can get free fish.

It began when I was a baby. I was finally able to give up the blue blanky. The thumb. The teddy bear. Over the years I've shaken many vices - I even gave up white can Aqua Net, although it was probably the mid-90's before I was able to put that demon to rest. But sleeping? It's the monkey on my back... and he's holding a pillow to the back of my head like a glock 27. I don't think I'll ever quit.

I Fought the Law by The Clash

Sounds great screaming the lyrics at 70 mph down the open road! Especially if you're being chased by the cops...

John Stewart
Because Matisyahu shouldn't have a corner on the Jewish rap thing.

George Bush
Because he's out of a job, and I'm pretty sure Laura doesn't want him at home. He could polish the chrome on the hubcaps.