• DrDing
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      • Username: DrDing
      • In response to: "What do you do on the side?" Sassmouth shrink. Gluten-free. Queenly and bodacious. Jewelry maker. Nerd Goddess. Wannabe wig stylist for drag queen bingo.
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    • I fart less to help the environment

      • Basically, I'm trying to cut down on the amount of methane gas I'm producing lately. Which, honestly has been a LOT of methane. We…

      • answered by DrDing on 04/07/2009
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    • I could eat nothing but bacon & eggs for a year

      • Holy Christ, I'm Hungry As Hell


        I am going to interpret this fairly loosely. I take this to mean "If you could eat only one type of cuisine for a year without allergic reaction, the backdoor trots, swelling up like a balloon, raising your blood pressure or cholesterol, or going completely broke"...

        I would eat the home-cooked comfort foods consumed around the world. Mashed potatoes with gravy. Bangers and mash. Hot cocoa. Sausage rolls. Rolled biscuits with butter on top. Southern fried chicken. Chips with malt vinegar served in newspaper. Real macaroni and cheese. Hotdish made with ground beef and noodles. Kimchi over pristine white rice. Spaetzle. Matzo ball soup. Nanner puddin' made with Nilla wafers. Corn on the cob. Shepherd's Pie. Ploughman's lunch, extra pickle. Cincinnatti chili. Patty melt. Grilled cheese with tomato soup. Homemade ice cream. Tollhouse chocolate chip cookes made from the recipe on the back of the Nestle chocolate chips. Vietnamese egg rolls. Tuna casserole. Bacon, eggs, and home fries. Spam musabi.

        I am assuming also that my wardrobe consists entirely of stretchy pants, loose-fitting shirts, dropcloths and bibs in this scenario as well.

      • answered by DrDing on 04/01/2009
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    • I get my news from supermarket tabloids

      • Because where else can I find out who gained a terrifying 5 whole pounds (hint: every woman, every month), who's boinking who in Hollywood …

      • answered by DrDing on 03/31/2009
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    • The Secret Garden brings me back

      • I think we all have a secret garden inside us. Mine needs just a tad less fertilizer.

        The smell of country bacon. A sullen and wan city girl brought back to life by nature and love. Archibald Craven!

      • answered by DrDing on 03/28/2009
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