RJ - Plinky Answers

I can trust Google with my secrets

2009-10-13T08:49:43-06:00

Google
At least I hope I can trust them. they have my entire life in their hands.

At my high school reunion, I'll tell people I hate you. (true)

2009-10-13T07:58:35-06:00

I hate you. (true)
I would just tell the truth. That if it wasn't morally and legally wrong, I would have beaten half my classmates to a pulp.

Check out my beer tree

2009-10-13T07:53:44-06:00

Got Beer?

You probably think I would want a babe tree. Silly fools. A Beer tree of course.

My elevator pitch to Donald Trump

2009-10-13T07:27:41-06:00

Donnie, if your hairpiece looks like roadkill, it's time to embrace your baldness. You're welcome.

Ahem

2009-10-07T13:48:29-06:00

Drop your pants.

I don't get

2009-10-07T13:42:01-06:00

Glastonbury 2009 26th_0122 ( Lady Gaga )

The popularity of Lady Gaga.

Alien life ever been discovered??

2009-10-07T13:38:53-06:00

Whoever came up with this question has obviously never been to Walmart.

To the graduating class of 2009

2009-10-07T13:11:10-06:00

Don't be a douchebag. Good Luck!

New Dance. Everybody do the...Pulled Hamstring

2009-10-07T12:23:50-06:00

Get really loaded. I mean blitzed out of your skull. Start believing you are 21 again. REALLY believe it. Dance around like you're having a seizure. Collapse in unbearable pain. Clutch back of thighs. Whimper. (Repeat)

Here's what I'd tell the aliens. LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN!

2009-10-07T12:08:52-06:00

I tell them to go back to where they came from and never return to a planet where people continue to do the same things over and over and over again, yet expect different results. Plus we took a dump on the environment.

Booze

2009-10-07T12:03:51-06:00

At least it makes the wedding bearable.

drinks and dance!

Open bar.

700 level Lincoln Financial Field

2009-10-07T11:59:36-06:00

Drunken buffoonery

Swine True!

2009-10-07T11:42:11-06:00

Even vegetarians like bacon. That's saying something.

Stay hungry my friends! http://www.rizzotees.com/bacon.html

The burrito incident

2009-10-07T11:17:38-06:00

It ended up being real at the time, but turns out it was imagined. I ordered a double bean burrito with extra cheddar, and for a second I thought the cheese was fat-free, which as you can relate, sent chills up my spine. Later confirmed with the manager that they only use full-fat cheese. Talk about a sense of relief!!

You don't know Dick.

2009-10-07T11:14:37-06:00

Dick Cheney
If you can't trust Dick to keep his trap shut, then you can't trust anyone. And yes, it's worth overlooking an occasional gunshot to the face to gain this level of trust.