Cigarette cherry, on my leg, jeans burnt, leg burnt, and I was really unhappy.

Drive as fast as you can to get there, and while you there get me sammich.

Amazing sammich's at amazing prices. Nuff said.

Worlds worst invention.

This is my vacuum cleaner, it's as worthless as a crack whore. A gift from HIS mother. She bough a new one and asked if I wanted it, so I figure why not a free vacuum. Considering the one I had before was around when dinosaurs were.

Pssh. This thing couldn't suck up dirt if it wanted to. I find myself picking up pieces of whatever off the carpet as I'm going along, because it couldn't handle the weight of it.

I should have kept my old one until I had that one, but no...I pitched it. It worked better...WAYYYYYYYYYY better...than this hunk of junk.


I swear, one of these days, I'm going to blow it up.
I'm just kidding, I wouldn't blow it up....



but for real...I would. BOOM!