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- I want to be Arne Duncan when I grow up...
- - My business card in several easy steps! And by easy I mean HA! Also HAHAHA! My business card now: Heather L. Barmore Badass, faux-writer…
  - HeatherB answered on 04/11/2009
    
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- Monkey See, Monkey Do
- - My mother who is kind of not into children except for her own, read this to me and Garrett almost every night before bed. She read Caps for Sal…
  - HeatherB answered on 03/30/2009
    
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- My very empty bucket list
- - Write a book
    
    In second grade I was deemed an exceptional writer and in fourth grade I won a contest. Since elementary school - hell, probably from the womb …
  - HeatherB answered on 03/26/2009
    
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- Songs that are breakup tested and Heather B. approved
- - - Every time it Rains by Randy Newman
    - Listen to this song once and you'll be SOOOOOBING. Don't hold back those tears. Just let it all out.
    Having recently gone through The Interminable Breakup of Hellfire and Doom I strongly recommend these songs to help get you through.
  - HeatherB answered on 03/13/2009
    
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- So, this one time on the school bus
- - So, I have a sensitive stomach. So sensitive that I've been known to gag at the sight of gray snow littered with garbage. Or oh my God, whe…
  - HeatherB answered on 02/18/2009
    
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- Because Paris will make you kick Verizon to the curb
- - SIX WHOLE DAYS. In Paris. It was amazing. Then again, I had the Champs Élysées to keep me company. And a Sephora the size of a Co…
  - HeatherB answered on 02/12/2009
    
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- If you get me drunk enough, I *might* sing these songs in a bar
- - - Super Trouper by ABBA
    - You know Muriel in Muriel's wedding? I'm like that but American.
  - HeatherB answered on 02/02/2009
    
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- I recommend checking out a penis drawn on the ground depicting where the nearest brothel is. when you're in Italy
- - HeatherB answered on 01/29/2009
    
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- If I were a superhero, I would certainly wear tights
- - I'd be able to do all the things I do now but lightening fast. I'd also have an invisibility cloak for whenever I wanted to make an app…
  - HeatherB answered on 01/27/2009
    
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- Being a grown up sucks. I want my money back.
- - The day my car failed inspection and then I had to get a boot removed. I told my parents about it and my mother's response is "Wow. To…
  - HeatherB answered on 01/25/2009
    
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- Why my hip-hop posse would include Common
- - Common
    
    He's hot and he can make a beat about anything.
  - HeatherB answered on 01/23/2009
    
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- Eclecticism at its finest
- - - Pop Champagne by Jim Jones
  - HeatherB answered on 01/23/2009
    
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