Jessie Andersen - Plinky Answers

Have the truck back up to my door NOW!!!

2009-09-05T13:12:27-06:00

Dorks on a string? No! Nerds on a Rope!

um, hello! Get me some Nerds Ropes, they have just enough gummy, tart, crunchy deliciousness to get me through the day.

My TV guilty pleasure, or is it?

2009-08-25T01:57:55-06:00

While many might think I would put The Golden Girls, you are wrong there is absolutely not guilt involved in my love for that show.
Ok now that that's out of the way... my drug of choice is unfortunately Tori and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood, except I take back those harsh words of guilt because I love them, and their love is real! I truly believe that their relationship was made to last forever just like her breasts. I want to have a baby simply so that I can hire Patsy to be my baby nurse, cause lets face it, shes the best and I think we could be best friends.

Oh eighth grade...why did you hate me?

2009-08-20T11:39:12-06:00

My apologies I was very pathetic in Jr. High

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

This was the theme song to my eighth grade promotion dance, and it was during this specific song that I was left on the middle of the dance floor by the boy I loved so he could dance with another girl. I felt like I was starring in my own lifetime movie about growing up... I'm still recovering.

MMMBop by Hanson

This was the song I pretended to hate, but loved...it was catchy, I couldn't help myself.

Foolish Games by Jewel

I used to sing this to myself in the mirror and pretend I was in a music video...I mean, no I didn't...don't judge me.

Nice to meet you, sorry if I lie to your face.

2009-08-20T11:09:45-06:00

I typically panic when I meet people so instead of asking them questions about their life which could possibly brake the tension and maybe bring up a connection with this new person, I lie. I'll admit it, I start to spew a long string of lies in an attempt to impress them or something I'm not quite sure. I should not be allowed to meet people....sorry to any of you that I have lied to.

Purse food, wherever and whenever I want it!

2009-04-25T12:21:09-06:00

It's convenient, always open, and generally bought by my parents the day before at the store so free for me!!! But if you want some, according to the map, my purse and I are somewhere in San Francisco...see if you can find me and I'll give you a grapefruit cup...

When I grow up...I'll be classy

2009-04-11T12:20:16-06:00

Taylor Hick's Baby Mama...enough said

My first and shortest relationship

2009-03-23T20:39:42-06:00

Just so you know this is still very traumatizing....So like the cutest boy in the eighth grade asked me out right before third period, I was so excited and told everyone I knew, and some that I did not. However as fate would have it I was not meant to spend the lunch period with him due to my one and only paper pick-up (a punishment for messy students where they had to pick up paper around campus during lunch) and just so you know, I had only left ONE piece of paper under my desk.
So at lunch time when my new perfect boyfriend wanted to hang out with me and hold my hand, he could not, because my hands were full of trash. I said sorry and tried to explain that we would always have lunch the next day, he agreed and walked away back to his friends. I very happily and still glowing at the thought of my first boyfriend went to fifth period without a care in the world. Little did I know what would await me on the way to sixth period drama class...
One of my bf's friends approached me and dropped the bomb, she said "Chris doesn't feel like you guys can spend enough time together to make this relationship work, so he just wants to be friends"... So I believe the sum total of that relationship was just under three hours, and just keep in mind that three hours to a 12 year old is like three years to an average person, so I really lost a very important and meaningful person in my life.
Like I said...traumatizing

I want juice

2009-03-14T11:33:32-06:00

Ok, so I did at a moment of weakness waste my money on Windsor Pilates, what I should have spent that money on, (and have regretted to this day not buying) is the Juice Man juice maker. When he describes how vegetables and fruit are alive, and then picks up the slab of beef and yells "dead!" at the camera it really pulls at my heart, and purse strings.

Need some cheer? Have my face...

2009-03-02T14:28:58-06:00

An 8 by 10 picture of me
Lets face it , who wouldn't be cheered up by that...

Nell, not the movie to watch with Dad...

2009-03-02T14:24:54-06:00

I had no idea what the movie entailed and I was probably about 12 years old when I watched it...I swear every time Jodi Foster was exploring the male down there parts or doing a dance that exposed her lady bits...my dad would walk in. Traumatizing.

I would pay you to let me sing these songs at a karaoke bar, nothing wrong with a little Cher

2009-02-02T12:37:02-06:00

Turn Back Time by Cher

Heart of Stone by Cher

Just Like Jesse James by Cher

If I were a superhero, I would certainly wear tights, control top of course

2009-01-27T20:50:29-06:00

My super hero name would be Golden Girl, I could invoke the seduction powers of Blanch to distract and then defeat my foe, I would use the sharp tongue of Sophia to cut my enemies like a knife, I will bore my nemesis to death with stories once told by the great Rose, and if all else fails, dig deep within myself to use the masculine strength of the all mighty Dorothy.

Charles loves me

2009-01-25T19:51:41-06:00

Wolverine

I love my new wolverine Charles, he is sweet...when he is sleeping. He is cuddly, but only on his terms, and I think he tears up my furniture, clothes, and occasionally my face purely out of the love and respect he has for me.