I can't organize my thoughts let alone my classes X(

Southland Paper mill, Kraft (chemical) pulp used in making newsprint, Lufkin, Texas (LOC)

I would invent something that took all of my syllabi from all of my classes and combined them on a neatly labeled calender so I could manage my deadlines and assignments for once in my life.

If there was anything I'd want to grow I think it'd be best if it were actually anything.

Money!

My tree will grow anything I plant between its roots (kinda cheating ha ha). If I want puppies...that's kind of awful (ha ha), if I want money I can plant a hundred dollar bill betweens the tree's roots and tada! I have a tree load of hundreds. And so on (ha ha way to beat the system, am I right?)

Excuse me you dropped your identity, can I have it?
I was walking down the hall and some guy (who's about 20 feet behind me) calls for my attention (mistake #1). He tells me I dropped something so I look around on the floor and of course there's nothing there. He walks/jogs over to me with his hand out as though he was holding something. He opens his hand, it's empty (duh) and I look at him like he's an idiot. He smiles and says, "It's your identity, can I have it?" I laugh at the lameosity of it and tell him my name. He walks with me for a while but luckily I have to make a turn i another direction. THE END ^-^

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what i want?
Lol i heard it before but it wasn't meant for me (thank God). I find it pretty hilarious though