Plinky, Inc. http://www.plinky.com/people/JordanAdams.xml All Rights Reserved Jordan Adams - Plinky Answers 2009-07-10T09:52:18-06:00 http://www.plinky.com/answers/65784 Ribbon on a stick!!!! 2009-07-10T09:52:18-06:00 Ribbon on a stick.
It's the thing that rhytmic gymnasts use except mine was for a 5 year old and it was the coolest. I really wish I still had it because it was so much fun and it just looked PRETTY swirling through the air and making these neat squiggles. I would definitely be playing with it right now if I had it except my cats might eat it.


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/65381 I'm supposed to be getting my stuff together but my head hurts so whatever. 2009-07-08T14:09:34-06:00 "Hi Mama! I like boxes."

Packing up the rest of my stuff to take back to Atlanta. I've got a sinus headache and I'm talking to my bff.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/60632 My flying getaway car is headed for the City of Lights. 2009-06-11T21:53:40-06:00 My getaway car can totally turn into an airplane.

First, I will hit the Louvre and then the Impressionist museum (and several others of course) then I will go have lunch with Karl Lagerfeld because we are BFF's. Then I will go shopping and just wander around Paris. Because wandering is the best.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/59681 I hope I find my drivers license! 2009-06-07T20:35:05-06:00 Because it would mean that I had found my driver's license!

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/59145 Miami, FL is pretty cool. 2009-06-05T15:35:31-06:00 I was a little wary of going down to Miami because it's so VIBRANT and I am not. It was a little overwhelming at first but then I liked it.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/58744 Weddings make me "woo-hoo"! 2009-06-04T02:53:43-06:00 I was at the wedding of my boyfriend's best friend and they are such a great couple that when they entered the reception, I couldn't help it. A very happy "woo-hoo" escaped me. The open bar might've contributed as well.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/57095 Target 4 Life! 2009-05-29T00:12:55-06:00

Target has the best clothes! They are always cute and funky, or classic and pretty. Plus while you are there, you can buy a bunch of other stuff too. I don't need to explain why Target is great. Everyone already knows.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/56974 Fire up that DeLorean Doc!! 2009-05-28T03:41:16-06:00 I would really like to see the WAY distant future. I'm curious to see what people wear, how they live, types of government etc. But I really want to know what they think of this time period. Like, if there are fossilized iPods in museums and stuff, how weird would that be?

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/56655 Pride and Prejudice is always in my DVD player. 2009-05-26T00:07:14-06:00

I know all the words, I love the story, it's relaxing, the scenery is beautiful. It's like taking a mental bubble bath when I watch this movie.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/56230 I played "Chicken" with my mom and lost. 2009-05-22T05:20:22-06:00 Don't do this kids. Suck it up because it hurts more if you fight it. And don't worry, corporal punishment makes you stronger. All the great leaders of the world were smacked by mom and dad, no doubt.


Oh, look, my brother's room is messy

My mom was really pissed because I DESTROYED my room (bed torn apart, shelves knocked over, toys everywhere...I think I was just pretending "Twister" or something) so I ran out of the house and my mom stood at the front door for about an hour and I refused to come in because I knew she was going to spank me and that made her even MORE mad. All the neighbors saw and my mom was mortified but she was too friggin' angry to back down. That was not a good night for me.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/55969 Disney is where I people watch. Just be careful. 2009-05-19T21:50:52-06:00 Welcome to Disney World.

People are at their best and their worst at Disney. They are hot, aggravated, pestered by small children and forced to part with their money. However, they are with their kids and enjoying all the nostalgia. People have been shot, stabbed and assaulted at Disney. No lie. But people also show extraordinary kindness. It's a weird weird place. Plus all the foreigners makes it a neat cultural observation point.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/52070 Batman, Barack Obama and my family are going to kick your ass. 2009-04-30T14:14:15-06:00 My brother.
He's pretty kick-ass and I know he would totally have my back.


Batman
He has cool technology and if he was at my rumble that means we're friends which means I would get to drive the Batmobile. Right?


Barack Obama
You know he can fight...Please. Half the time he has that look on his face that says "I can totally kick your ass so please ask another stupid question." Plus he's got the entire military and the secret service behind him.


BFF #1
She's another person who would have my back no matter what. Plus, she's always secretly wanted to fight someone I think.


Boyfriend
He was in the Army and he has a gun. I think he and Batman would totally get along.


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/51915 C'mon Baby Light My Fire 2009-04-29T19:43:29-06:00 Literally: I grabbed an iron when I was 2. The scar is still on my hand.
Figuratively: I kind of went wild at a club which led to some deflowering. Lol. Fun times.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/51647 Lindsay Lohan, eat a cheeseburger!! Plz?? 2009-04-28T15:36:48-06:00 #1. Move out of Los Angeles. Go somewhere normal, like Georgia.
#2. Start eating. Eat whatever, whenever. Just eat.
#3. Trim your hair, start brushing it.
#4. No black eyeliner or tanning for a month.
#5. No alcohol, drugs or "mood enhancing" energy drinks.
#6. No more cell phone. Cell phones are evil.
#7. Wear comfy clothes. Time to relax!
#8. No TV..it will just upset you.
#9. Be happy! You can be whatever you want! Just be healthy!

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/50279 I had "girl issues". 2009-04-23T15:21:58-06:00 I had "girl issues". This is a culturally uncomfortable subject and your boss will run away. It's worked every time.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/50102 The blue whales are laughing at us. 2009-04-22T18:55:02-06:00 They are extremely intelligent, we don't even know where they go half the time, and they are HUGE. Their brains are probably controlling everything. They see the little boats with the scientists coming towards them and they quick hide their advanced technology and start eating some krill until we go away. I'm pretty sure we are a big joke to them. The blue whales are laughing at us.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/49894 Lamborghini Gallardo. 'Nuff said. 2009-04-21T19:57:05-06:00 Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera

Lamborghini Gallardo because it is such a badass car. I've actually touched one and I was so thrilled...it was like meeting my soulmate. I don't know how to drive a manual transmission but I would sure as hell learn if it meant I could drive a Gallardo.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/49591 Happy 420! 2009-04-20T15:39:43-06:00 I think that once marijuana is legalized, everything else that is considered dangerous or immoral will follow (country-wide gay marriage, the sale of sex toys in Alabama, the sale of alcohol on Sundays in Alabama, gay adoption in Florida, etc.) Our country needs to step away from the irrational "morality" issues and I think legalizing marijuana would be the next step towards a more intelligent, civilized, financially successful (ahem) country.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/49136 Sirens, Puking and Trouble are all reasons to leave. 2009-04-18T13:36:09-06:00 Sirens
It most likely means that somebody has been doing something stupid. I don't really want to wait around giving witness statements and such.


Stuff Starts Breaking
If stuff is breaking around you, that means people are getting way out of hand. It won't be long before people start breaking OTHER people so I take this as my cue to leave.


The Booze Is Gone
Once the alcohol is gone, a party generally loses it's steam. At that point, I make my farewells and hit the door.


Best Friend Is Crying/Puking/Yelling
If this is happening your friend has had too much. Too much beer, bullshit or drama. It doesn't matter. At this point, your friendly duty is to get them out of there.


Trouble Walks In
If you are at a party and your ex or enemy walks in...leave. It makes everything uncomfortable because then everyone at the party has to choose sides (who to talk to, what not to say, etc). This will ruin a party. Be the bigger person. This rule applies to your friend/wingman/bff too.


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/48352 Brussels here I come!! 2009-04-15T22:56:16-06:00 OhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease Let this happen to me!


grand place Brussels

I am hired as an au pair by this really neat family in Belgium and I go off and have awesome adventures in Europe while meeting fascinating people. (Please God let this happen.)

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/47893 VENEZIA!! 2009-04-14T14:43:13-06:00

Venice was the most amazing place I have ever been too. What is considered "normal" her residents is just utterly fantastic for everyone else. The public transportation system consists of boats, water is everywhere!, the buildings and churches are older than the United States! It was just a thrilling experience and I can't wait to go back.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/47424 I saw "Congo", gorillas always win. 2009-04-13T14:02:25-06:00 The gorilla would just smash their heads. Did you ever see "Congo"?? Plus, hyenas are wimps: they just get a growl from a lion and they run away. Gorillas would emerge victorious here, no doubt.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/46740 Pllllllleeeassseeee???? 2009-04-11T18:48:20-06:00 I'm really good at it but if I told you how I sweet talk people I'd have to kill you. :p

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/45012 AL to FL in 10 hours! 2009-04-08T10:47:19-06:00

My best friends and I are always on Facebook and I talk to one them at least once a day. We are very close. I try to visit Orlando as much as possible since I have family there too.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/44497 When I grow up... 2009-04-07T00:06:44-06:00 Woman of the World!

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/42723 Stuck in an elevator with Barack Obama 2009-04-02T17:05:40-06:00 Barack Obama
Several reasons: 1. He's the President. DUH.
2. He's really smart and I'd like to pick his brain (nonsexual).
3. Maybe I could convince him to give me a job (nonsexual).
4. I bet he knows some really good jokes (prob sexual).
5. Eventually we would be saved by the Secret Service.


My BF
* ***** **** ** **** ** ** ********. Sorry it's censored. Just pretend it's YouTube, you'll be okay. Haha.


The store manger at my local Home Depot.
I could show him how smart and friendly I am and maybe he would hire me. No touching involved. I sound like some desperate seductress here. Lol.


Jon Stewart
He's just awesome. And maybe I could get on The Daily Show!!


]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/41404 I get my news from the Internet 2009-03-31T10:50:05-06:00

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/40683 Je pourrais manger la cuisine française pendant un an!!! 2009-03-30T11:08:01-06:00 On the grill - Banana, Ricotta, Almond, Maple Syrup Crepe - Concorde Creperie

French food! Crepes, crepes, Nutella, crepes, and maybe some chicken. And crepes. For breakfast, lunch and dinner. They are delicious.

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/40516 But not a real fur coat, that's cruel! 2009-03-29T23:37:23-06:00 I would give the money to my family. I would buy my parents a house and send my cousins and my brother to college. And then if there were some left over I would give it to Plinky so that they could make t-shirts and distribute them to folks like me :)

]]> http://www.plinky.com/answers/39719 "Mufaro's Beautiful Daughters" changed my life! 2009-03-28T15:15:04-06:00 Everyone should read this!!

Whenever we were told to grab a book and read in grade school, I always chose this book. It is beautifully illustrated and I think it taught me some very valuable lessons as a little girl that I carry with me today.

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