"Chick Magnet"
One of the younger boys who lives in my neighborhood came to our door dressed entirely in black with Barbie dolls taped all over him. My sister asked him what he was supposed to be and he replied simply "chick magnet."

Usually, I'm ok with scary movies, not really fazed by them, you know? But when I saw the ending of Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses, I lost my shit. I was like, "NO! NO! Don't go down into the grave of Dr. Satan!"

I think the idea of being buried alive is just the scariest f*cking thing that could possibly happen to anyone. It's an all-around bad situation, I mean, claustrophobia, asphyxiation, it's all there tied up in a terrifyingly neat little package.

Marco Polo
He explored the area along the 'silk road' from Italy to China, most of it on foot and by camel. It would be fascinating to hear about the things that he did and saw on that voyage.

Jack Kerouac
While I'm not really a big fan of On the Road, I love the beat poets and wish that I could experience their lifestyle for a short period of time (I don't know how long I could stay away from my own bed while cavorting around the country). Plus, back in the day, Kerouac and Neal Cassidy were pretty sexy :)

Queen Victoria
Master of the British Empire at its peak. Need I say more?