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    • Daniel Day Lewis will get my back

      • Daniel Day Lewis
        "I drink your milkshake" "Drainage! Drainage!"

        I have a click! And you have a click! I click over here, and the sound of my clicking reaches acrroosss the room! And I click in your in ear! I click it all up!


        Javier Bardem
        As long as he brings his cylinder gas thingy, and his groovy haircut.
        Lets flip a coin.


        Ellen DeGeneres
        Her gyrating hips will put everyone else to shame.


        Wolverine/Hugh Jackman
        Firstly, he sings, acts and dances. Secondly, those metal claw thingys will make such a racket when he's clicking. And lastly, how cool would it be to have wolverine on your crew?


        Josh A. Cagan
        Josh is an honest-to-goodness screenwriter whose film BANDSLAM opens in theaters Aug. 14. Need I say more?


      • answered by Kert on 04/30/2009
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    • Stuck in an elevator with Someone who is cool, popular, rich, powerful and looks exactly like me.

      • Someone who is cool, popular, rich, powerful and looks exactly like me.
        So that I can Kill them, steal their identity, climb through the vent in the roof, pull the body up there (that way noone will find it), and even have enough time to clean the blood mark off the floor before the doors are openend. I know, I've been playing way too much Hitman, but dosen't it sound fun? Now all I have to do is find the perfect person!


      • answered by Kert on 04/03/2009
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    • Zombies Suck!

      • Write a blog about how annoying they are!

      • answered by Kert on 03/26/2009
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