Adolfo Quinones, AKA OZONE, Breakin' 1984
Ozone isn't just a dancer, he's a romancer; he's a lover, not a fighter. And what do you need to end any rumble? A street-smart, savvy-smooth diplomat with a sense of style, substance, and sincerity. Ozone is the man you want to end your fights, and forge your friendships. He'd be my personal dash of assault.

Michael Chambers, AKA TURBO, Breakin' 1984
(I bet you see a theme here.)

Turbo is the funny man of fancy footwork, your on-point Peep who'll keep you on your feet. He'll dance his way around any danger, and Pas-de-deux with any crew...you'll just want this clown to crunk on your side of town.

Savior Glover, Bring In Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk
Every gang needs their loudmouth, and what Savion doesn't shout, he'll tap out in code. His bark is as bad as his tap, and he's not afraid to bring his cool to any fool.

Toni Basil, Musician, Video Artist, Choreographer
Toni would be one of my street toughs because she would see the big picture, strategize our form, and direct us into perfect dance warfare. She would bring out her retired Mickey cheerleaders, and create a pyramid of power, energizing our egos.

(She would also design our makeup and costumes.)

Want to read about my first-world problem? You're welcome!

Air Conditioner

Central air and heat have become the most-useless-should-be-most-useful- things in our home right now.

Luckily, we live in South California where we may leave our balcony doors and windows open, but on the days we actually need our central air and heat, this is what happens:

-when I turn on the heat, cold air shoots out for a good twenty minutes first "to warm up" the heater

- when I turn on the air conditioner, a smell of burning wet clothes permeates our apartment before we get any of the icy breeze we need to cool ourselves down

and, my personal favorite...

-when we need assistance with our central air and heat, we have to deal with our champagne addled Russian superintendent who regales us with stories of his old world past, which include being a notable rock star, an unsuccessful undercover agent, a hit man, and if I understand him correctly, "just a countryman"

Mind you, I know this is a first-world problem and I shouldn't complain too much. But the questions was asked, so the question must be answered.