Be very afraid.

Don't look now, but a bug just crawled up your butt.

Opinion: Reuters New-View 2 da World In a Nut-Shell-Sack NYC Second - On the minute every minute or you get your effing $ back!

Easy as A B C Easy as 1 2 3 - ABC, 1, 2, 3, - Mitt Romney - Delete his as-fast before he regurgitates himself, or worse yet, multiplies. I understand many single celled parasitic anti-nearnormal-socio-sycophantic degenerates produce off-spring (I understand you may be puking as I write these infallible words of horror, I do, butt hay baby, know you this and know you now, you are NOT alone! I am right there with you in in-digesting this bestial effrontery to God's neo-moronic-momonic theocratic melange.) Well, golly gee whiz, wham, bam, dam thank 'ya mam-mon! Did I just spout a mouthful or what? Or what? WHAT? I tell ‘ya! Relax, in just a few short sentences you will, once again find your way home to normalcy, you shit-faced bore! But … I digress. This is yet again another hideous trick by that trickster force marauding around our fair land calling her-self 'nature.” Well, Albie be'damn'ed! Hey you! Hey, you! Yeah, you, yes sir-rie, Bob, yes you, you! You butt-wipe, You! Nature this! Need I say more? I think not, shall I? Therefore I am not was. Until next time, keep a stiff …? …? (Fill in the blank.) ____ Who loves ‘ya? Why I loves ‘ya , azzwhole! Who else? Never change. Mean it, never change.