• Onazza
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      • In response to: "If you were in a movie right now, what music would be playing?" Don't Stop Believin' by Journey
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    • Spandex should be a crime

      • What activity or behavior should be a crime?


        Spandex

        Where do I start?

        Saying something is ironic when it is not, wearing socks with sandals, walking onto the elevator before letting people off, saying something is random when it is not, people that pretend they know something when they actually have no idea, hicks, rednecks, girls that pretend to like guy stuff to appear cool, soccer mom's who feel entitled that their kid deserves special treatment, all reality TV, spandex, people who get offended by comedy just because they didn't like the joke, hypocrites, wearing cell phones on your belt, and being Ryan Seacrest.

      • answered by Onazza on 06/01/2009
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    • What is your hidden talent? I'll show you mine, if you show me yours...

      • Recently I was asked, "What is your hidden talent?"


        Happy birthday, walrus! Aww, you shouldn't have.

        Have I told the Plinky staff how awesome their site is? If not, please let them know that Onazza is very impressed with their talent and creativity.

        Now, on a completely unrelated note, I would have to say my hidden talent is ability to get what I want. And most of the time I am able to do that with a little thing called flattery. The secret to flattery is to do it without the flatteree knowing they are being flattered.

        Now, sorry for jumping around to so many different completely unrelated topics, however, I have a question for the Plinky staff. Are you guys hiring? I think I would be a great fit to such a good looking, smart, funny team.

      • answered by Onazza on 05/31/2009
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    • A haiku about Matrix

      • A deep insight into the philosophy of The Matrix

        blue pill or red pill
        i should have chose the blue pill
        remember, no spoon

      • answered by Onazza on 04/13/2009
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    • One rule to a successful relationship...

      • It's simple, no jokes in this post. Plain and simple.


        Men need appreciation like Women need security
        I forgot where I heard it or if I just made it up. In time, and through plenty of experience; every argument I have had with a significant other of the opposite sex, it stemmed to this simple basic principle. Either I wasn't feeling appreciated or she wasn't feeling secure in one way or another.
        Think about, let me know what you think.


      • answered by Onazza on 04/13/2009
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    • My favorite movie quote is from 'No Country for Old Men'

      • I love this quote because it makes so much sense and no sense all at the same time.

        Anton: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.

        Gas Station Owner: Where do you want me to put it?

        Anton: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is

      • answered by Onazza on 03/29/2009
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