prompt: Write a poem using only words that start with "s" (duh)
and having done so, can't help thinking of that scene in Life Of Brian where they make fun of people with speech impediments.

Surely science swerved
sunday's sermon
somewhere southern.

Superman salvo
sleeps sans shuddering,
so saith sage serpents.

Sudden shame?
Seek several suggestive shapes
subconsciously severed.

The Olympics Of Laziness? It would never happen. Who's going to organize it? Who's going to show up?

The 'competitors' would do whatever they normally do.

At most, you could perhaps mount cameras or motion sensors in their bedrooms/living rooms for the duration of the event, and points could be deducted for any form of activity the sensors pick up.

an exquisite musk. not sold in francophone countries.