I've never been one for 'conventional' celebrity crushes. When everyone was going through the Leonardo DiCaprio phase, I just thought he was too smooth and groomed to be real.
As for Brad Pitt, there was something about him that never did it for me.
Robert Pattinson? Completely the opposite. He just looks perpetually drunk. I don't know what everyone else sees in him, but every time I see a picture of him trying to look 'sexy,' I want to hurl.

So, who do I like? Well, all my celebrity crushes tend to be based on physical attributes, and are all completely unattainable - two of them of happily married, and one is gay. Ah well. One can dream, can't they?

My biggest celebrity crush would have to be Alan Dale. It's also the celebrity crush that has had me ridiculed by friends and family alike. Some of you may have seen him in Neighbours as Jim, but I have to admit that I only became aware of his existence many years later when he starred in NCIS as Director Tom Morrow, and Bradford Meade in Ugly Betty. There's a trend in the characters he plays, too. Many of them are killed off by having heart attacks. His "heart attack face" is a thing of beauty to watch - perfected after all these years. Anyway, those sparkling eyes, that bone structure... What's not to love?
[Many of my friends would disagree. But they've blatantly never seen pictures of him topless.]

Second on my list would have to be Jon Bon Jovi. I don't think I need to explain this one much. That hair, the piercing look he gives cameras, his stage presence, and his music videos in the 80s say it all. The years have treated him kindly, and his voice sends shivers down my spine. Jeez, man. If someone like him sings practically naked that he'll love you always, you believe it, damn it.

And, finally, John Barrowman. He's brilliant at singing, acting, and blah, blah, blah, but... HAVE YOU SEEN HIS BUTT? Watching the Children In Need telethon last year, everything was a blur except for him cavorting on the stage in polka dotted boxers.


Mmm... I think I need a cold shower.

I'm avoiding everything. I'm avoiding life, avoiding friends, avoiding family, avoiding the internet, avoiding my phone, avoiding emails, avoiding work, avoiding assignments.
The only thing I can't avoid this month is blogging. November's probably the only month where I sit down and think, "Hmm, might be a good idea to try this thing out."
You know that horrible feeling you get when you know you're letting people down? Yeah, that's what I feel like permanently. So my answer to it is to run away and forget about everything.
No good will come out of me avoiding things, as I can't hide from everyone and everything forever, but I'll certainly give it a good shot.