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    • Water in the phone lines

      • Phone line on the edge of a nervous breakdown

        When I was younger, my mother was dating my now step-father. He loves to pull pranks just as much as I do.
        My older sister and I were home alone while our mom was working, when the phone rings. My sister answers it and has a nice man, Frank, from the phone company on the phone. He explains that due to all the recent rain, the phone lines are full of water and they'd be "blowing them out". Due to this, my sister was advised to put all the phones in the house in bowls so water wouldn't get everywhere.
        Now, my older sister is very smart. I'm more of the common sense type. I just couldn't understand why she would do that. I mean, after all, wouldn't that cause electrocution?
        Anyhoo, my mother gets home and wants to know what's up with the phones. My older sister explains it to her and boy did we all have a great laugh when we realized "Frank" was actually John.

        I have another way better prank but if I told it, I'd have to kill you.

      • answered by Rizzo on 03/28/2009
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    • I don't carry a mini-suitcase for nothin'!

      • Lotion
        Dry hands and elbows stink.


        Mints
        Fresh breath is a necessity.


        Mirror
        Always need to be able to check the bat cave and make sure there's nothing in my teeth.


        First Aid Kit
        I may or may not be a little accident prone. I also like to be prepared...just in case headaches or cuts arise.


        Cell Phone
        Never leave home without it.


        Wallet
        Obviously, it holds my license, money, etc. Who wouldn't have that in there?


        Restraining Order Papers
        Because I attract weirdo's.


        My camera
        You just never know when you might need to snap a pic!




      • answered by Rizzo on 03/07/2009
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    • Where's the 'undo' button?

      • You know, I believe that things in life happen to us to make us who we are. Bad things happen to teach you lessons, relationships come and go to teach you appreciation for the good ones. I realize all this and I don't know if I would honestly change things if I could, but the thought will always be there...what if I hadn't chosen him? I might like to see how my life would be different if I hadn't let him take 9 years of my life. I might be happier, married, maybe have children, maybe I wouldn't hold so much resentment, would the thick protective walls still be there that hinder me from moving forward? I guess holding on to those questions only makes it worse. Just gotta learn to be content and know that I am exactly where God wants me to be. Ahhh, peace.

      • answered by Rizzo on 03/07/2009
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    • Don't say '"G-D"' around me

      • "G-D"
        I hate nothing worse in the world than to hear someone say God D#$m. It's a ridiculous phrase and I'm pretty sure there are so many other words that could be spoken to get the point across.


      • answered by Rizzo on 03/07/2009
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    • My favorite line from 'Sweet Home Alabama'

      • "You can have roots and wings, Mel"
        I love this line because for so long I thought I had to pick between being home with family in TN and working and living in OR. Sweet Home Alabama is an all time fav of mine and I love the line because it reminds me that I can have both!

      • answered by Rizzo on 03/07/2009
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