Writing pad and pen
Considering I am going to have plenty time on my hands it would be the ideal opportunity to finish my book.

Obviously, I would much prefer to take in my laptop but I have a feeling the screws wouldn't be best pleased with that

Gallons of moisturising lotion
Well a girl's still got to look after her skin whether she's inside or not!

V-shaped pillow
This is an essential piece of kit if you are going to be sitting on your bed for a year

I never ever got round to watching it - there alway seemed to be other more worthwhile films to be watching and now I have no intention of catching up with it - or any of the others - Im just not a big sci-fi fan. Oh and before you ask I haven't read or seen Lord of the Rings either

Tut off with your disapproval

At the Franklin for Tut

Tutting should be banned - its just rude. If you disapprove, say something, if not, shut the hell up!

People who tut at things should have their tongue removed and not allowed it back until they can tell people how they feel without making dolphin noises.