• Scouser
      • hello Jack Parr
      • Username: Scouser
      • In response to: "Who are you?" I'm lots of things, but I'm always Jack. <br> I'm a proud member of the ARSES <br> (Alien Residents Supporting Easter Sunday)<br> I was born in Liverpool, England and live near Los Angeles, CA.
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    • Worst pet ever.

      • Tiger Shark!

        He needs more water!! He's out of food!!
        Leave him alone, he's in an angry mood!
        OUCH! HE BIT ME! That's gonna leave a mark!
        Who's bright idea was buying a great white shark?

      • answered by Scouser on 02/14/2009
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    • $1,000 These Days....

      • If one thousand dollars i did win,
        The spending, then, would soon begin.
        I'd buy a new shirt to make a good impression....
        That's all I could get in this stupid recession.

      • answered by Scouser on 02/11/2009
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    • The Procrastinator

      • When evil rears its malevolent head, He'll spend a couple more minutes in bed. When danger shows its ugly face, He'll walk there at …

      • answered by Scouser on 02/11/2009
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    • A real-life Chewbacca

      • 7 foot tall and covered in hair,
        But I'm neither a gorrilla nor a grizzly bear.
        I'm the scariest mofo in the clan,
        And I'm also Han Solo's right hand man.

      • answered by Scouser on 02/11/2009
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    • Poor old dad...

      • I can't tell you how to live your life, I can't pick your career.
        But we can all learn a bit from the stupid mistake my father made last year.
        I don't think I need to tell you why, for you can do the math,
        But please don't put a fork in the toaster while you're in the bath.

      • answered by Scouser on 02/11/2009
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