• Sufferkins
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      • In response to: "If you were in a movie right now, what music would be playing?" The theme music of the wicked witch of the west when she releases her flying monkeys.
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    • a few things that could START to set this country straight
      • Just a few things off the top of my head that could BEGIN to heal this country.


        one nation under God indivisible

        1.) 2 Chronicles 7:14

        2.) Shut down the Federal Reserve and give back control of making national currency to the Goverment instead of renting it with interest from the private bankers. It's a deep hole we've gotten ourselves in since the federal reserve act sold our souls and the freedom of our nation, but the sooner we shut it down, the sooner we stop the cycle of debt we're stuck in and get ourselves out.

        3.) With the elimination of the federal reserve act, eliminate the illegal federal income tax which is being used (100%!!!) to pay off the interest rate of the federate reserve debt. With that burden lifted from the people we can afford minor increases to the taxes that ACTUALLY FUND the services that benefit the people and be able to better them.

        4.) Change the state lottery system. Lower the possible top jackpot payout so that instead of people being able to win $7 million or even $250 million, the jackpot will pay out no more than, let's say, $250,000. Use the difference and redistribute it so that there are more $1,000-$10,000 winners. The first thing most people will do given these much more humble winnings is pay off the bills and debt they've been trying to dig themselves out of. Most people given extravagent winnings only (ironically) end up bankrupt anyway because they couldn't handle managing that much money and got carried away or sucked dry by parasitic family members who assumed they could afford to give them a free ride. How much good could be done for the economy if we simply made this opportunity for more people to actually pay off their debts and learn from their mistakes instead of defaulting on their loans and claiming bankruptcy? And instead of the government taking this "stimulus" out of their own pocket and increasing NATIONAL debt, we could simply reform the lottery and all the money would be cycling through the peoples pockets dollars at a time. And how many more people would participate knowing that the odds of winning (even smaller amounts) just dramatically increased?

      • answered by Sufferkins on 03/24/2009
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    • Let me tell you what I do... *smirk*
      • I'm a f&$%ing Ninja!

        I'm founding member and Sr. Recruiter for A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N also known as the Associated Sovereignty of Skilled Ambient Stealth Specialists and Impervious Ninjas.

        I interview and recruit our field ninjas responsible for running Death Diagnostics on potential assassinations and urban ninjas as our physical adepts for infiltration missions.

        I'm in charge of randomized drug testing to make sure I find trace amounts of poison to secure the authenticity of our impervious ninjas.

        I'm also in charge of running extensive background checks to make sure they have no samurai, jedi, or pirate lineage.

        I'm also a Sr. Council member and play a key role in the Ninja Beauracracy reviewing assassination and mission requests and approving or denying them to preserve the integrity of ASSASSIN.

        All in a days work.

      • answered by Sufferkins on 03/11/2009
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    • My money's on the shark
      • Have you seen a sharks set of chompers? And its like all muscle! It would thrash that bear to death! That bear goes in to snag a fish and CHOMP…

      • answered by Sufferkins on 03/11/2009
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    • This shit sells itself
      • 6 second abs.
        The Firm exercise videos
        the amazing Flip and Fold!
        Gunnar Peterson's Core workout w/balance ball
        The One Sweep (and it works amazing)
        and I'm sure more stuff.
        They were all good though. Except maybe 6 second abs but I dont think I used it nearly enough to know if it would have worked. I didnt do the firm much either but it was hardcore and it made my ex-husband fall down exhausted after 5 minutes. LoL

      • answered by Sufferkins on 03/11/2009
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    • You can call me Suffer.
      • Haha. I already got this one covered. My name is Suffer. Middle name Heart.

        Suffer is meant to serve as a reminder to die to myself and my own selfish desires in order to live for God's will. To present my life as a living sacrifice.
        Heart is after the image of the sacred heart, which to me is the ultimate image of consummate self-sacrificing love.

        When people call me this I feel as thought they are speaking positively into my life and reminding me to strive to be this person instead of the one that comes naturally. To me Suffer is a reminder of the best person I've ever been and my birthname is just a reminder of the screwup and failure I've let rule my life. If you call me Suffer, you totally earn BFF points.

        Suffer is everything I want to be again. Crystal is everything I want to leave behind.

      • answered by Sufferkins on 03/11/2009
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