Wow ... this is tough. I think I'd like a Tasmanian Devil. Yes ... they DO exist!!! In addition, they're becoming extinct due to some crazy Tazzy Disease. I don't recall what it is, but it's time we domesticated these buggers. In addition, i think they would act like a mini trash compactor. Kind of like raccoons, I believe they'll eat just about anything. WOOT.

I believe that the TD would domesticate nicely, owning to the fact that the plushness of a cozy dog bed would be better than any damp cave or cavern they normally hail from. In addition, DUDE ... I'd feed my TD at regular intervals!!! At least ONCE daily!!!

I'm sure my rugs would be fine, as I would promptly litter train my TD. I'd name him BUZZY BEE, because that's the sound the TD makes on the cartoon.