Anything! Really, anything. I loved school. I loved college. If I could be a professional student I would. That's probably why I never grad…
Hmmm.... I wish I had chosen the blue pill instead of the red one. Next question.
What? 0. Zero is the answer. That is why I become pissed and call my Internet Service Provider, from here on refered to as ISP, the moment it g…
Oh boy, oh boy do I have ideas for this! 1. Jimmy Buffet songs are regularly pumped out through public PA systems. (Who can be angry when W…
I'll have to do plenty of self-critiquing for my open-faced sandwich shop. Mmmmmm .. .. .. horseshoe .. .. .. Mmmmmm .. .. .. turkey …
Hmmm........I don't know that I have a favorite way of procrastinating it just comes so naturally for me. I am truly gifted in the art of d…
I like to supress it all down into a tiny knot in the pit of my stomach. Then I don't have to deal with it until years later when it shows …
This is going to sound odd. Katrina. I would go back to Hurricane Katrina. I moved away from New Orleans shortly before she struck. I cannot ev…
I dunno. I know a lot of smart people since I find stupid annoying and in no way endearing. I have a special dislike for girls who think stupid…
Heroin. Toilet paper. Toothpaste. Pizza. Anything really. I would not turn down a lifetime supply of anything.
Wheres my damn hover car? Sorry 'bout that. The powers that be have been promising us a hover car for years now but I don't even se…
Hmmmm...... I dunno. Something smooth and jazzy. Perhaps some Frank Sinatra crooning out something in the background while I go about my day. Y…