You're kidding right?

People have told me I'm pretty cool in times gone by, and occasionally I've thought of becoming a world-famous rapper. But the important question remains: who would I pick for my posse?

Rick Astley
Nobody knows how to lay down a beat like Rick Astley. If we can figure out a way to cover his face, everybody will think he's a brother.

Andy Ihnatko
I love a good baritone, so Andy Ihnatko is an obvious choice. He's shown his enthusiasm for music from time to time, so I think he's up to the challenge of rapping in my posse.

Barack Obama
When Barack leaves the White House, I'd love to get him to join my crew. I think he'd be an authoritative figure and would effectively lead the others using his amazing baritone (which, again, I love). Besides, if we ever need to hire someone else, he's got experience picking people for a posse.

I'm a guy. Therefore I like cars, right?

Wrong.

I've never liked cars. I have nothing against them, I just never got into them.

The question fails to subside, though. I am still asked what kind of car I like.

After I spend five minutes explaining what a Tesla is, I usually default to the Batpod.

I think the Batpod is the most amazing on-road vehicle ever built. It's fast, it's aggressive and the industrial design is off the chart.

The driving technique is also different. You have to lie down on the Batpod, and lean your whole body to manoeuvre the thing. I absolutely love it.

If anyone can find me a good price on a Batpod, feel free to drop me a line.