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- hello Tiffany Roth
- Username: Tiffany_Roth
- In response to: "Who are you?" That one asian girl.
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Tiffany_Roth's latest answers
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- When I'm Happiest
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When the sun is shining!
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- Television Shows I Didn't Expect to Like
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I don't like this question, nor do I get to watch that much television. I can tell you the shows I do like & was not surprised that I liked them... a little put out most of them have been discontinued! Big Shots (Hot Men, and Hilarious!!), Fear Factor, Greys, How I met your mother, Biggest loser, wipe out, and Amazing race of which I plan to be on that show one day! & hopefully the biggest loser too! ;) Next question please!
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- Food Eating Contests
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H-E-L-L Yes!!! I love food, and have wanted to participate in a contest that will allow me to both eat whatever in massive amounts (I mean gargantuan), while taking on the title of a gluttonist without having to feel shameful about it for a day!! It is the one time I can eat until I can't breath without worrying if I will get mooed at through passing. Not saying that I won't throw up, because most likely I will, but on this special day I would absolutely relish the feeling of my stomach expanding to the size of past nine months and pregnant as I am most certain I could take on a 300lb + man...and win!!! I think the reason why I can't find a legitimate partner to do this with is because deep down these ferocious Greek God like creatures we call men, are fiercely intimidated by m-o-i!!!
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- My Worst Date Ever
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Not to NAME drop, when I was 21 or so, but my friend's boyfriend had a brother who had a crush on me for quite some time. We hung out a few times here & again, but really there were no butterflies present in my stomach so I should have just went with my gut instinct & not agreed to do dinner with him. While at dinner we started the evening off with a nice appetizer paired with a glass of wine...very chill. He stares at me for a good 2 minutes, & blurts out "Wow, your head is really big!" Needless to say we didn't stay for desert!
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- The Funniest Thing I've Ever Heard a Child Say
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Over the short life of my 9 year old little boy, he has managed to show his creative side usually with an embarrassing twist that leaves me hysterical!
-11 mons, dear cousin teaches him naughty words, so @ family get together,..."Bunghole" is said....and since everyone laughed it became his new word of choice.
-4 years old-Birthday dinner with ex boyfriend and parents. Ex's mom-"Why Christopher, you have the longest prettiest eye lashes I have ever seen!" Topher-"Uh hu, my mom wears fake one's because she doesn't have any."
-6 yrs, send him over to school friends for play date. Kid's dad shows up with body hair. (A LOT of body hair.) Come to find out my child has incorporated the name "hairball" to this extremely nice and patient gentleman, and it has stuck!
8 yrs-After an expensive plumbing bill from a clogged toilette, I started putting my tampons in the garbage (I know, gross right?). So Mr . Chris is in the bathroom and comes running out creaming, "Mom there is a bloody mouse in the trash can!"
-Struggling with Alopecia Arreatta (recently), which is a hair loss problem. Sitting with the MD she explains this shampoo will promote hair growth wear it is thin or bald. Christopher: "Mom, you should put it on your eyebrows because you don't have that many"
